AIG, How Business Is Done

AIG treated itself to a nice $400,000+ spa vacation with some sales executives after receiving bailout money.  AIG executives were heckled by congress in response, but then the government turned around and gave them even more money.  Our government is truly ridiculous friends.  These people should be behind bars, I think?  I mean, I guess if you were a big time executive and you could give yourself a 5 million dollar bonus that would be cool.  Write off everything as a business expense.  Buy a Hummer and claim it as a company car.  Go out to business dinners, every night of the week.  Visit different cities on business trips and shop for the entire family as an expense.  Make sure to make one comment about business before getting too inebriated to remember your own name.  Go to Thailand...on business.  Go to luxurious spas.  Pay a hot blonde secretary to wear skimpy clothes and talk in a high pitch voice.  Pay the secretary to do things that make you talk in a high pitch voice.  Pay illegal immigrants to do lawn chores under the table, but write it off as charity.  Get mail-order brides and send them back after a month and say they were damaged.  Skip out on the collection basket at church...on a holiday!  Then claim you need more taxpayer money.  Give your friends and self another raise, then shut down offices that you don't like.  I'm going to start my own business and run it at zero profit, just so I can write off everything I do.