Economy has recovered, by firing everyone!

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have mattered who was president this past year. It could have been McCain or the fat pill head Limbaugh. It could have been Al Franken. So don't think I credit Obama with turning the economy around. But the Fortune 500 have officially bounced back to where we were before the recession. How did they do it? By firing a whole bunch of people. We talk of health care reform. But the problem is that if we reform health care, people mooching off the system would lose their jobs. How dare we try to make things more simple to reduce costs? Some people are making a living pushing a paper over a desk with a signature and getting paid way too much to do it. But hey everyone has to get paid. The problem is that just like matter or energy that cannot be destroyed, only changed in form, economic issues cannot be eliminated, just refocused. If America is not producing goods for export, the increasing population cannot possibly support economic growth. Rather, it will mean America will no longer be the super power it once was. This can be avoided. We could go blow up a country with natural resources to exploit. Canada seems like a good target. They wouldn't expect it. Plus they have land we could dig up that isn't protected by Teddy Roosevelt. And we could also air drop lots of free crap into Mexico infected with various plagues to thin out the population. Or we can accept that America isn't the young country that it once was. The opportunities are still there, but there is more competition for them. 

Overall I think that jobs will start coming back soon. Companies have recovered their stock value and can now start returning to normal business practices. People will get hired. Demand will rise. Production will rise. More people will get hired. Advertising budgets will go up. Sales will increase. And thus the cycle will repeat itself until it gets to big again. What I have written above can be used to describe everything before or in the future. So I won't be writing much anymore. I will only write to say I am happy to hear that Rush Fattybaugh won't be trying to turn every NFL player on his team into a oxy junkie. Punta.